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Rondy | 14:24 Thu 06th May 2021 | Jokes
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I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays but ok on other days."
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I asked my personal trainer which machine I should use if I want to impress the ladies.

He said the cash machine.
The only Machine in the Gym for me is the Vending Machine.
My wife won't come to the gym with me.

She says some relationships don't work out.
Hoppy BA!! :)
good bit of Tim Vine one liners there
here's another one of his
“I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal.'”
Why isn’t the personal trainer paying rent?
He’s squatting.
Hahaha, you made me laugh. But if we speak seriously, do any of you go to the gym or do yoga? I go to the gym twice a week to keep fit. I plan to start doing yoga or stretching to be more flexible and get rid of my joint pain. My whole life has been about sports. When I was in high school, I played basketball. Now I just need to go to the gym periodically. I do more intensive workouts when I need to lose weight or tone up my muscles. Every time after a workout, my clothes are all wet. I looked up some reviews on https://www.improvingeachday.com/reviews/the-best-bag-for-wet-gym-clothes/ about special gym bags that don't let moisture in, and I plan to order one of them.

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