Have A Break Have A ......

[Chipchopper]

I was looking for my favourite, chocolate waifer bar, in the supermarket.
So I asked the guy who was buisily stacking the shelves, and he gave me two fingers.
I said I didn't come here to be insulted, I'll take my custom else where!

[Hopkirk]

You should have hit him in the curlywurlys.