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Bobbisox1 | 11:27 Wed 27th Jan 2021 | Jokes
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The Sneeze
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane..
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"
"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded, "Pepper."

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she must love the hay fever season . . .
11:28 Wed 27th Jan 2021
she must love the hay fever season . . .

Made me smile ;o)
Good one.
Reminds me of a passage from quite a long 'joke' that was going around during my army days.
A zookeeper is showing a party of OAPs around the Zoo and introducing them to the animals on display. He comes to a pen with strange looking birds inside.
"And here we have the Winky W*nky bird, whose 4 skin is attached to it's eyelids. every time it winks, it w*nks. Madam, please stop throwing sand in the birds face."
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ROTFL , Ken that was hilarious , thanks
Lol!..

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