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Bobbisox1 | 11:22 Mon 25th Jan 2021 | Jokes
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door

Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.

I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and

Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,

Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said . . .



"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

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PMSL!
You lost me after the third sentence, but I am rather thick.lol
Yep, rings a bell.
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I really thought it would appeal to you Sqadman, especially the Mistress:0)
Zorro is a funny name for a woman.....lol
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When one has to explain the joke, tis no longer a...
Now Sqad , it's quite a rarity on AB to have a sense of hoomer, I did credit you with on though :0(
I am just winding you up o'sexy one.
You're Avatar still turns me on -;)
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Must be the mask then haha

You can ask
" what's for dinner Zorro' haha
Olè!...
Lol!!

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