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Weighing Machine

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Rondy | 09:05 Sun 24th Jan 2021 | Jokes
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After the holidays and all those delightful, seasonal treats, a husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tells your fortune and weight.

He drops in a coin and eagerly reads the results.

"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and an absolutely great lover in bed!"

"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it's got your bloody weight wrong, too!"

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Lol!!
the last time I stood on some scales they said "One at a time, please".
^^^^^
How rude! Lol

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