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The Captain's Call

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Rondy | 09:03 Wed 20th Jan 2021 | Jokes
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Through the pitch-black night, the ship's captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, 10 degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call sir.”
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Heard that before - still brilliant!
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