In The Navy

[Rondy]

Most Friday nights at the navy's station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officer's club after work.
One Friday, Rick, a newly married ensign, insisted he had to leave at 6 p.m.
We all tried to talk him into staying, but he'd promised his bride he'd be home by six. I offered to call his home for Rick.
When his wife answered the phone, I said, 'Rick has been kidnapped.
Put five pounds in small, unmarked notes in a plain brown paper bag and throw it in the door of the officer's club.' Then I hung up.
A short time later, a waiter brought a grocery bag to our table.
In it were Rick's cricket glove, a tennis racket, and a teddy bear.
Attached to the bear was a note: 'Rick can play kidnapped until 7 p.m. Then he must come straight home.'

[bobbinwales]

Will wait a bit then try reading it a third time. Might get it then

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[DTCwordfan]

Bit like the Captain's report on his ship's doctor, after a visit to H-Kong.....

'My ship carried the MO from port to port and my crew carried him from bar to bar.'