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Rondy | 08:42 Sun 22nd Nov 2020 | Jokes
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Famous Mothers Quotes
MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

COLUMBUS MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written home."

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something?"

Jesus's MOTHER: 'That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty days"

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"


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Love them - and definitely going to pinch a couple!
tracy emins mum go and make your bed and tidy up
Haha Mallyh, love it.
Lol...Love them!
Harry Houdini's Mother:-
"...and stop taking all the rope from the shed, you knotty boy!
Thomas Edison was my favourite until I read mally's.
Trump's mother

That's the third time I've counted those Lego pieces

I disagree with you it's 8 million 500 thousand pieces ; not 9 million pieces !!!!

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