'Luck' Of The Irish ?

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retrocop | 14:26 Sat 24th Oct 2020 | Jokes
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An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers,
picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."


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What's Ireland got to do with it?

And why did she not strip from the neck up? Ohhhh - mask obvs.
The 'Luck of the Albanians' .. hasn't quite got the same ring to it ?
Funnier than the 'joke' though alava.

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