More Puns

[Rondy]

"It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who sit at home and have conversations with their cats are mentally disturbed."

My dog's full of useful information like that!
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My boss said to me, "Why do you come out in a rash every time I give you your wages?"

I said, "It's because I'm allergic to peanuts!"
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I went bald early in life

I’ve still got my comb

I just can’t part with it
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