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exarmy448 | 15:58 Tue 11th Aug 2020 | Jokes
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At my local Tesco store there is a big X by the check out for me stand on.
I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that one.

If I only known in March it would be my last time in a restaurant I would have had a desert.

I never thought that the comment "I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6 foot pole" would become a national policy, but here we are.

Having some towns/cities lock down and some towns/cities not lock down is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

I am going to stay up on New Years Eve this year. Not to see the New Year in, but to make sure this one leaves.
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Good ones :-)
16:03 Tue 11th Aug 2020
Good ones :-)

i remember someone claiming Roman Polanski was the original five-foot Pole you wouldn't touch anyone with.
Love the last one about New Year !
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Love the Road Runner cartoons. At the age of 81 I still have my childish moments.
Many a true word said in jest.
Yes exarmy,they always bring a smile.

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