New Covid Guidance For Next Week.

[Barsel]

A friend send me this and I thought it was quite funny.

Next weeks leaked COVID guidance. You can meet with another person from outside your family with an A or an R in their name unless it’s a Wednesday. Family members are ok unless it’s the third Monday after Pancake Tuesday. People under 5 foot 11 aren’t allowed to go to the pub unless they have brown hair. Cat owners are exempt from the above unless the cat is ginger obviously.

[Mamyalynne]

Very good, must get a cat.

[Barsel]

Don't get a ginger one Mamya!

[Mamyalynne]

I won't :-)

[Hopkirk]

But what about Scotland?

[Arksided]

Behave Hoppy, we all know they don't have *** in Scotland.

[Arksided]

Pussy cats*

[Barsel]

Sorry Hopkirk these rules only apply to Hancock's half hour territory.

[Maydup]

I can see even longer queues at B&Q on a Wednesday now.

[iluvmargie]

Ha! Make sense to me ….

[Mamyalynne]

The Scots can have one of these instead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_haggis