Church Notice

[Canary42]

The vicar of a Protestant parish and the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road were seen together erecting a sign which read:

"THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE."

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells "Leave people alone, you religious nutters. We don't need your lectures."

From around the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash.

Shaking his head, the priest said: "That's the third one this morning."

"Indeed", the vicar agreed, then added: "Do you think maybe the sign should just say ......

"BRIDGE CLOSED"?

[sanmac]

I must admit that I had to read that twice...Very good!

[Mamyalynne]

Like it!

[maggiebee]

Love it

[albaqwerty]

very good! x

[marval]

lol