I Made A Loan

[Rondy]

I loaned an acquaintance of mine £6000, she wanted it for plastic surgery. I'll never get my money back though, I've no idea what she looks like now.

I got stopped by the police last night, they wanted to know where I was between 6 and 11. I thought for a minute then said: "I was in school."
My case comes up next week.

[Ken4155]

Bet you get detention.