The Wife

[Spicerack]

bought me a 'lovely' nylon dressing gown for Christmas. Trouble is, it's crackling with static electricity.
Do you think if I take it back tomorrow, they'll replace it with another one free of charge?

[Chipchopper]

Sparks are gonna fly...and maybe some pigs too ;-)

[Bazile]

Can't you alternate between wearing this one and your old one ?

[jno]

reported as spam for plugging dressing gowns

[Khandro]

Sounds like she needs earthing.

[marval]

Haha

[Hopkirk]

At least she'll be attracted to you when you are wearing it.

[Patsy33]

Lol..