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My Wife Is Leaving Me...

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Patsy33 | 20:36 Wed 11th Sep 2019 | Jokes
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...because of my obsession with music. I said, "Melody, please, compose yourself! Please don't let this cause a rift between us"...
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Just sit her down and explain that, if she leaves you now, she'll take away the biggest part of you and you'd be lost without her. Useless on your horn, spending your days just crying. But, if she can refrain from leaving you, you'll change your tune and promise to cut down on the music. You'll even buy a whistle and flute to smarten yourself up and take her out where...
23:31 Wed 11th Sep 2019
You'll have to get some sort of harmony going between you.
Sadly your argument produces a clef stick. More harmony required and no strings attached. Keep calm. No wind.
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I think I need to pipe down..
Oh, stop harp ing on about it. She'll only drum up support from her band of friends.
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I might just tell her to beat it...
Write them a note, not too sharp. Tell them you are keeping the flat.
Cor Anglais women are a pain. I prefer a man from over the channel with a big un. A French Horn. Oooh La La.
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Blow that, retro!.
She'll soon change her tune, when she sees my aria...
Reach out and create a bridge between you.
Don't fret, if you whistle she might come back with a bottle and a couple of champagne flutes.
Offer to take her back no strings attached.
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She said she's not prepared to play second fiddle. I've only got one!...
I'm surprised she didn't banjo you. You're well out of tune talking to her like that. Music is one of the foremost reasons couples split up. Well, accordion to Relate it is.
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There's been a major development. I've agreed to scale down on my obsession. I don't want re -percussion....
Just sit her down and explain that, if she leaves you now, she'll take away the biggest part of you and you'd be lost without her. Useless on your horn, spending your days just crying. But, if she can refrain from leaving you, you'll change your tune and promise to cut down on the music. You'll even buy a whistle and flute to smarten yourself up and take her out where she can eat her dinner in a fancy restaurant. Ain't no doubt about it, she'll have a change of heart.
you might have trouble scoring in future.
She's stringing you along. Sit her down and orchestrate a harmonious overture.
The key thing here is not to fret about it
what a way to conduct yourself...
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DT, didn't expect any symphony from you..
Anyway, she was the one who was instrumental in destroying our once harmonic relationship...

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