A Husband Said

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mallyh | 13:38 Fri 26th Jul 2019 | Jokes
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one evening a husband says to his wife "when I die i'd like it to be while I'm making love "
his wife replies "well at least it will be a quick death "


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And he says 'how will you know?'
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lol x
I went shopping with the wife the other day, the assistant asked " do you want a carrier bag" , no I replied she can walk.
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doesn't sound like she will be your bag for life lol x
The wife said to me , don't answer the phone while making love .
Even if it's you calling , i asked her ?
A bag for life only costs 10p....... and gets replaced when it gets old.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."
A woman says to her husband, "Please say dirty things to me."

The husband says "Bath, Kitchen, Living room."
Well I heard his wife was to die for
instead of coming he went?
Well at least she finally got a stiff one.

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