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Patsy33 | 20:39 Wed 26th Jun 2019 | Jokes
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My uncle was crushed by a piano; his funeral was very low key.
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20:40 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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20:40 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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The funeral cost a grand..
20:42 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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I hope you got that in black and white.
20:44 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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I did, Maggie. A minor detail...
20:55 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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He was a very upright man, I'd heard.
20:56 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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Yes, he was Tone. A major loss..
21:06 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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obviously music wasn't his forte
21:20 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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Was there Gin and Tonic afterwards?
21:33 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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Yes, Marval, and a nice Chinese dish with chop sticks...
08:52 Thu 27th Jun 2019
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he was probably highly strung
08:54 Thu 27th Jun 2019
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All a chords what sort of day he was having, ael..
08:56 Thu 27th Jun 2019
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Sounds a bit off key.
09:00 Thu 27th Jun 2019
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Never in agreement with anything. Always changing his tune..
09:03 Thu 27th Jun 2019
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I hope you managed to compose yourself after the funeral.
01:28 Fri 28th Jun 2019
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Happened to my uncle Dai when he worked down Big Pit. First I knew about it was the Argus headline "Piano in a flat miner disaster at pit".
07:00 Fri 28th Jun 2019

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