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marval | 15:24 Sat 22nd Jun 2019 | Jokes
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A leopard went to see an Optician because he thought he needed an eye exam.

“Every time I look at my wife,” he worriedly told the optician, “I see spots before my eyes.”

“So what are you worried about?” replied the doctor. “You are a leopard, aren’t you?”

“What’s that got to do with anything?” replied the leopard. “My wife is a zebra.”

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