Good Book

Avatar Image
marval | 17:02 Sun 19th May 2019 | Jokes
8 Answers
My partner likes nothing more than to curl up with a good book. So I have bought him a copy of Advanced Contortionism.

I have just bought a new Wigwam, my partner says it looks just like one of our older Wigwams. I agree, it is very similar to a certain ex Tent.

When it comes to relationships I always envied Pierre and Marie Curie, I don’t know what it was, they just seemed to have this special chemistry going.

A fox has just killed all my chickens. I don’t know how I’m going to recoup my losses.

I got so drunk last night that someone put me in the recovery position. This morning I woke up on the back of an R.A.C. truck.

Some bloke asked me if I wanted to buy a sat nav for £5,000. I told him where to go.

I only ever watch movies made by a certain production company. It is so important to me, in fact it is paramount.

I regularly use mousse to style my hair. The big pile of leftover antlers is becoming a problem though.

I hate jokes about Vietnam. They really Hanoi me.

I have just been on one of those 1830’s holidays, It was really good, everyone was wearing cravats and riding penny farthings.


1 to 8 of 8rss feed

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by marval. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
Poor chickens. Maybe you can hunt the foxes down and hound them out of town.
Is your new wigwam outstanding in its field?
Question Author
It is Maggie, the trouble is there is no loo. So I have nowhere tepee.
Maybe you'll have to dump it unless there are some dockins nearby.
Those teepee's aren't an Apache on a bell tent.
Actually there were no penny farthings in 1830. They didn't appear until about 1870.

1 to 8 of 8rss feed

Do you know the answer?

Good Book

Answer Question >>