A guy was getting married and decided to tattoo his wife's name, Wendy, on his penis. When it was erect, her name was on it, but when it wasn't, it only said "wy"
So they get married and go on their honeymoon to Jamaica. On the last day, the newlyweds go to a nude beach. The guy goes to the bar there and sees the bartender - nude as well - with a tattoo on his flaccid penis that also says "WY." He says to the bartender, "is your wife's name also Wendy? I see your penis is tattooed." Bartender says "no mon, my penis says 'Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day,' mon."