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marval | 16:28 Sun 24th Feb 2019 | Jokes
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My wife left me because of my obsession with Morse code. Her name is Dot and she made a dash for it.

I drive a steam roller. Most people prefer a petrol or diesel engine, but I wanted my Rolls Royce to be unique.

Our opening performance of The Wind in The Willows had to be cancelled. The lead actor was caught illegally parked so he couldn’t make it. He was towed.

I used to hate eating my greens as a kid. For some reason they tasted worse than the other crayons.

I got a lift to work this morning. Now people don’t have to use the stairs.

It was a risk hanging my washing out to dry when the forecast was rain. I put it all on the line.

I used to work on the factory floor. Until the management told me I had to stand up.

I got a cold call today. I answered the phone and a voice said, “Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

Someone has chopped all the heads off of my daffodils. I think it was a stalker.
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Haha..Good ones Marval!

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