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Patsy33 | 21:03 Tue 22nd Jan 2019 | Jokes
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My wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing
And they're off!
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So it didn't last furlong in the end.
22:17 Tue 22nd Jan 2019
that could make you jump, I guess, or at least put a hurdle or two in your way.
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As far as I'm concerned, they're all blinkered!
should whip them into shape...
Shouldn't have got saddled with her in the first place.
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I thought we were stable....
Just went off tack a bit I think.
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I honestly thought we'd go the distance..
Oh Patsy33 would think this would be your racing colours

https://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-tie-dye-an-old-white-shirt-or-a-new-shirt-/
I think she had to much free rein.
Not to much to get into stable without to much fuss
So it didn't last furlong in the end.
Only 220 yards Canary 8 to the mile
Bet you're really pleased about that.
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Tonyv, thanks. Those colours are to dye for!..
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I think my wife just pulled up.....
Patsy thought you might like them
Has she got the bit between her teeth.
as long as you're happy, that's the mane thing
The original joke had something to do with knickers, I believe.
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^^^^^^^
Don't you mean breeches?

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