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BANANASPLITS | 12:42 Thu 06th Dec 2018 | Jokes
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What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is using a feather
Kinky is using the whole chicken!

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oh that's a foul joke lol x
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I hope someone doesn't poulet off here ;-)
As log as you don't make irregular use of the 'parson's nose', banana :-///
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No ken i'm a breast man
I was a breast man, once. My speech went down a treat.
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Lol
Last time i had chicken, i was asked, "Do you want stuffing with that?" "No thanks,", i replied, "It's much too big."
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman customer and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

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LOL
Hope kinky ones have a capon!...
lol to both jokes.
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Spatchcock anyone !
What's the difference between a giraffe and a range rover
The range rover has hydraulics the giraffe has......





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Lol rowan ur being very naughty lately x
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