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Irish Bank Robber

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bhg481 | 12:55 Sun 02nd Dec 2018 | Jokes
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kvalidir's excellent Irish sausages joke reminds me of the failed Irish bank robber. He had a very broad accent and every time he went into a bank and shouted "Stick 'em up" the teller would double up laughing and say "You're Irish, aren't you?".
Determined to overcome this he worked hard on his accent until it had disappeared completely.
The next time he was on a job he walked into the bank and said to the teller "I say, you chap, hands up", at which point the teller doubled up laughing and said "You're Irish, aren't you?". "How do you know?" asked the robber, "I haven't got an accent". "Well", replied the teller, "It's your saw-off shotgun. You've sawn the wrong end off".

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Lol lol lol :)
I think you and Vlad will be in a cell by Monday.
It was going great guns, til the end...
shot himself in the foot there ;-)
Boom Boom.....
Guess he was the but of jokes for a long time afterwards.
lol

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