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kvalidir | 12:23 Sun 02nd Dec 2018 | Jokes
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords.

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Ah begurrah, have they stopped selling sausages, then?
Lol..That's a sizzler!
lol That is definitely not the wurst joke I have heard.
This stereotyping of the Irish has to stop.

Saying that I bought some Irish sausages the other day and even they were thick.
Joke from the Irish:

Q. Why are Irish jokes so simple?
A. So that the English can understand them.
Chuckle.
He could've been an Irish peddler...
I laughed out loud at that, well done.
Eddie, I also laughed out loud at that video clip, and, believe me, it takes some doing to make me laugh!
That's the wurst joke ever ;-)
Ha ha loved that Bookbinder ..

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