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A Busker!

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Voltage | 13:23 Thu 21st Jun 2018 | Jokes
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I just left the train station and a busker just ran up to me and said he was going to beat me with the neck of his guitar!

I said, is that a fret?
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he's stringing you along
13:26 Thu 21st Jun 2018
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Have a word with the station staff, and see if he can be band.
13:48 Thu 21st Jun 2018
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Blimey - I bet you were all a tremolo
13:49 Thu 21st Jun 2018
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I hope you took notes.
17:41 Thu 21st Jun 2018
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Violent plucker, was he?
17:43 Thu 21st Jun 2018
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He tried to string me along!
19:22 Thu 21st Jun 2018
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Be careful, I have heard G-strings can be uncomfortable.
19:29 Thu 21st Jun 2018
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That took some pluck....
20:08 Thu 21st Jun 2018
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Can you play the piano with a broken nose.............
15:26 Sat 30th Jun 2018

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