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Knock On My Door!

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Voltage | 11:12 Thu 21st Jun 2018 | Jokes
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The police knocked on my door this evening.

"Where were you around 8:05 last night sir?" asked the officer.

"Funny you should ask," I replied. "I took the wife upstairs at 8 pm to make love."

"That's true," my wife shouted out, "but gawd knows where he was at five past."
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probably won't stand up in court


Looks like you're going to go courting again.
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