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DTCwordfan | 06:28 Mon 21st May 2018 | Jokes
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Did you all know that I am a world-class inventor?

Here's my list of things that I have created, the list in the format of a Generation Game conveyor belt. Please add yours.....

A pedal powered wheelchair.
Waterproof teabags.
An underwater hair dryer.
Windscreen wipers for submarines.
Non-stick sticky tape.
The Apple Macintosh.
An inflatable dartboard for campers.
An index for a dictionary.
Beer glasses with square bases so they don’t leave rings on the bar.
Ejector seats in helicopters.
Underground airports.
Wind-down windows on a submarine.
Unsinkable submarine.
Boomerang bullets.
Air-conditioners for motorbikes.
Anti-lock cars.
Toxic Toothpaste.
An ashtray for a motorbike.
Waterproof sponges.
Fireproof Matches.
Parachutes that open on impact.
The one-piece jigsaw puzzle.
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You've got nothing on Peter Pedant DT. He's invented an incomprehensible language. Bit of catching up to do ;-/
06:36 Mon 21st May 2018
A left handed screwdriver.
tee vee that shows onlhy channel 4 ?
car with square wheels
You've got nothing on Peter Pedant DT.

He's invented an incomprehensible language.

Bit of catching up to do ;-/
Someones beaten him to it to invent English mate!
the impossibility of a car with square wheels CAN'T be impossible for the average ABer to scout - - - can it?
Water soluble umbrella
Internal spiked sports shoes
The Mesh free fishing net
The one day calendar
The non stop watch
The Unholy bible
A chocolate teapot. A long weight. A piece of string that can be pushed. Toilet paper with no perforations. Uphill skiing.
a non nagging woman ( still working on that one tho ) ;-)
A bottomless cup
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some great answers - volty, you had better get your coat and make a dash for it
Tartan paint
Dry water..
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bald wigs
yolk free eggs
weighted billiard balls
straight spiral pasta
alcohol free whisky and gin
escargots without the shell
bladeless razors
go-watches.
Unscented perfume..
Clueless crosswords..
12 inch sky hooks.

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