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marval | 19:02 Thu 26th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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I have just been shopping at Farmfoods, got three bales of hay and a bucket of pig swill.

I have started a newspaper solely based around ice cream, I’ve just had my first scoop.

Seven pirates and a parrot walk into Pizza Hut and the woman behind the counter says, “What can I get you?” The parrot squawks, “Pizzas for eight, Pizzas for eight.”

The other day I stole a revolver made of gelatin. The next day I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.

Took my partner for an Italian the other night and after consulting the menu he ordered the pageone. “That is Page one you daft twit” I said.

My partner ridiculed my efforts to become self-sufficient. He will be sorry when those pigs start laying eggs.

A weather front has moved from Britain and has reached as far as Eastern Europe. UK rain.

I banged my head on a low bridge. I would have been okay if viaduct.

I went clay pigeon shooting with my friend Paul I couldn’t believe how many people knew him, they were calling his name out all day long.

Which John Milton novel is about why he can’t play Monopoly anymore? Pair o’ dice lost





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Lol! Some belters there Marval!
Groaaaaaan
Seven pirates and a parrot walk into Pizza Hut and the woman behind the counter says, “What can I get you?” The parrot squawks, “Pizzas for eight, Pizzas for eight.”
rofl lol
Great jokes!
I love the farm foods one, wish I'd fodder that!
Some crackers there, Marval.............

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