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Voltage | 16:15 Tue 17th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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I cannot believe I've been banned from Lidl.

The checkout girl said 'strip down facing me'.

How was I supposed to know she was on about my credit card ???
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lol x
That's a barely believable story!
"unexpected item in bagging area"
Lol!
you thought you had Access?
Did you show her your flexible friend ?
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she said that was a quicky...american express i said lol
Did she check 'it' out?
i've got the giggles now about the flexible friend answer lol x
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ooohhh she said that was todays special offer!
Was it a CONTACTless conFRONTtation ?
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i chuckled too mally
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sigh ...no contact baz
Come on, volty, i was behind you in the queue and i distinctly heard her say, "Is that all you have to offer?" :-)
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sssshhhh ken lol
I would have slapped it in her hands and said , - ''here - you put it
in ''
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bad day in there...on the next till it was all off 2 gypsy women were trying to pay for their food with travellers cheques! ;-)
keep them coming it's really cheering me up lol x
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lol im trying me best x
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I was standing in a queue at a supermarket checkout with my young son and in front of us is a huge fat woman.Suddenly she gets a text message and her mobile phone starts bleeping."Look out," shouts my son, "she"s reversing!"

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