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I Was Having Dinner...

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Patsy33 | 18:36 Fri 09th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like Patsy?. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow.’

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Just as well it wasn't that American composer who led the Pommes at the Albert Hall, 'Maris Piper'.....
18:58 Fri 09th Mar 2018
Ex boss now?
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Yes Tilly!
I think I'll go back to my old job a Common Tater.....
No, a King Edward, surely!
hope you haven't got to much of a steak in the business....
Did King Edward have a big one - like a Major Hewitt perhaps?
Chip off the old block?
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^^^^^
Lol!
That's Charlotte she said as I was told to leave!
Just as well it wasn't that American composer who led the Pommes at the Albert Hall, 'Maris Piper'.....
Play some Vivaldi, that'll be smashing for you.
The ex-Duchess of Pork wanted the Duke of York apparently - in and out of the potato bed.
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Put your best jacket on while listening to.it..
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You'll get a roasting for saying that DTC!
they'll just knock me spud head off, I guess, Beatrice......
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Just watching a film. Silence of The Yams...
Sweet - where's Baths? Yum Yum......
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I was going to watch Mash but it didn't ap-peel to me...
Looks like you've had your chips
my computer is fried now....
Here I am....still got the biggest sweet potato in the world ;)

Baths
x x x
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