I Own A Pencil..

[1ozzy]

.. That was once owned by William Shakespeare.

He chewed the end of this pencil so much I now don't know if it's 2b or not 2b.

[Arksided]

an aussie with a pencil, behave... that's takin the realms of reality too far ;-)

[cupid04]

As long as he's got lead in it, it's fair dinkum, lol!

[1ozzy]

But the rubber is missing.

[Arksided]

Thats what Holly Valance said.

[Voltage]

Don't keep on ozzy we get the point ;-)

[weecalf]

I could explain what a pencil is made from but Aidan don’t want to get to graphite

[weecalf]

Aidan where did he come from .?

[1ozzy]

Are you lot trying to draw something out of me?

[Garaman]

As You Like It, does it matter?

[Shaglene]

You want to sharpen up your act...........

[marval]

Someone tried to sell me a pencil with an eraser at each end the other night. I couldn’t see the point.

[Arksided]

Very sharpe Mavel, and direct to the point.

[marval]

lol Thank you Arksided

A friend of mine got engaged to a pencil. He was really excited to introduce his friends to his bride 2B.

[Arksided]

A friend of mine got engaged to a pencil
That alone is funny.. maybe you should choose some better friends.

[marval]

Looking for a pencil, I asked in the local shop if they keep stationery. The chap said “I move around a bit.”

[Voltage]

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.