Sample Please

[Bazile]

I went to the doctor the other day .

He said ''i need you to do a sample ''
''Can you fill that bottle over there on the window ''

'' What !! ? - From here ? '' - i replied

[Jackdaw33]

Ronnie Barker in Porridge.

[Voltage]

**bit naughty this one**
Sorry!

Went to the sperm clinic earlier.
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?

I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'

[Bazile]

Why , what's he done, jackdaw

[Patsy33]

I wonder what he was aiming out?..