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Christmas Cracker Jokes!

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Voltage | 17:42 Fri 22nd Dec 2017 | Jokes
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lets have your worst xmas cracker jokes !
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas Eve"

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a bell?

A hum dinger
What do you call a vicar on a motor bike?

Rev
Why did the orange take a prune to the Christmas party?
Because he couldn't find a date.
where do santa's helpers go to rest after Christmas?

an elf spa.
three little boys go onto stage as the Three Wise Men - up to the stable, and the first one says, "I bring the baby Jesus a gift of frankincense."

The second, ""I bring the baby Jesus a gift of gold."

The third one, the youngest, is a bit nervous and then blurts out, "
"I bring the baby Jesus a gift of Olly Murs."

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