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Voltage | 18:42 Mon 20th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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My girlfriend is really tiny she has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size.

So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink.
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Good to know you're not small minded.
I think she might just pull the plug on your relationship
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lol you could be right!
You could wash up for her at the same time!....
put the flowers in the sink and the girlfriend in the vase
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tried that the last time she got the right hump when i used the plunger!
Of course you frightened her with your plunger!...
I beg she looks up to you................
I bet she looks up to you.......

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