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maggiebee | 20:54 Thu 26th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out – that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.
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I bet that needled you!..
Is this going to be one of those long threads?
Was it cross stitch?
..or needlepoint?
I'll just clear my throat.... Ahem
Has he got a patch?
Darn! I was going to say that.
Is the relationship mended??
He has learnt his lesson, or sew it seams.
That joke had me in stitches
Did he get the point?
By the end of the day, we will have it sewn up................
Did he cotton on to why you were angry?....

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