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Islay | 16:00 Mon 16th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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STORM UPDATE: Schools and workplaces across Northern Ireland are closed for the day and people have been advised to remain at home and do nothing. Or as MLAs call it.
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Wait for it....

MONDAY!!
16:00 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Is this "storm" a JOKE then?
16:01 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Oh give over Sqad!
16:03 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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LOL.......just wondered...;-)
16:04 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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LOL, Islay

Mr Alba, over the years has had a few ''workmates'' who never appeared on a Monday for some strange reason :-))
16:06 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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In Spain , it's called a Siesta , i think
16:07 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Ah! Islay...........I didn't know what MLA was......that must ave been the joke.....sorry.
16:08 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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At the school where I worked we called it the caravan season, Friday and Monday sicknesses.
16:13 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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It's no joke ... look at this twister.

16:17 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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I still don't get it!
What's a MLA?..........anybody.
16:19 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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in simple terms a member of the Northern Irish devolved government - or a work shy skiving son of a dog who claims their salary despite not being at work for the last 9 months!
16:23 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Islay....got it.....but.......but what does MLA stand for?
16:24 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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MLA = Member of local assembly
16:27 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Jeeez when you have to explain a joke you may as well not bothered!!!
16:27 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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;-).............RIGHT!
16:28 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Oh 'eck, I tried to be too clever - thought it was a play on the word 'Malaise'.

Shuffles off red faced.

Good Vid Talbot.
16:31 Mon 16th Oct 2017

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