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Berniecuddles2 | 15:30 Mon 09th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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I went for a curry the other day and got some terrible news.
My naan had slipped into a korma.

My bum was sore after a curry.
The wife said "ringsting"
I said 'why?, what will he know about it?"

i Was arguing with a friend over a curry when the waiter ran over and grabbed the pickles and chutneys. I wish he’d stop taking sides.

I always confuse chutney and pickle. It makes me chuckle.

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The Curry Charts 35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna 34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club 33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness 32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham 31. Dansak Queen - Abba 30. Korma People - Pulp 29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba 28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole 27. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes 26. Korma Police - Radiohead 25. Things...
16:19 Mon 09th Oct 2017
could be worse, it could make you chickle
I had a pelican curry the other night. Tasted ok but the bill was enormous.
Had a curry with another friend who can’t eat rice. He’s basmatic.

Why they served my Naan bread, who knows? She can't stand it.
was in local curry house other night, couldn't believe the song playing was Korma, Korma Kormelean, you come and go,, you come and go to the looooo
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gawd help us lol
Went for a curry the other week, had a chicken tarka. It’s like a chicken tikka but a little otter.
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Funny soon as eat a nice curry an hour later I get tired and go to sleep .. soon as my head hits that pilau!
marval!! (that's blurdy good!) xx
The Curry Charts
35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna
34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness
32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
31. Dansak Queen - Abba
30. Korma People - Pulp
29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
27. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes
26. Korma Police - Radiohead
25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
24. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
23. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles
22. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits
21. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
20. Pilau Talk - Doris Day
19. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To ? - Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin
18. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua
17. Sag Aloo - Black lace
16. Take That and Chapati - Take That
15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji ? - Lisa Stansfield
14. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant
13. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
12. We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge
11. Vindaloo - Abba
10. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney ? Elvis Costello
9. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice
8. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss
7. Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants
6. Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
5. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off ? Jermaine Jackson
4. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
3. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
2. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
1. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim




only cos you're poopadommed out.
I accidentally spilled coffee on an Indian woman's dress. I told her I was very sari.
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i remember them on top of the popaddoms!
I was interested to hear that the Smurfs have set up a curry delivery service. That’s a Balti from the Blue.
marval, that's even better!!
cor, blooming good :-))))
Thank you alba, and thank you Bernie for BA.
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your hot stuff marval
I need to share my ear-worm, Kiss, jalfrazi, jalfrazi nights lol
There is never a dhal moment on Answerbank.
A man in our local Indian restaurant collapsed with a heart attack the other night in the middle of eating his food. Rumour is he had a dodgy Tikka.
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is he in a korma?

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