Wife Has Packed Her Bags

[Berniecuddles2]

My wife has packed her bags and gone!!

Just because of my fetish with touching pasta.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

[bookbinder]

I'll bet that she's left a bigoli in your life. Did she ride off on her biciclette?

[Berniecuddles2]

I was in the supermarket the other day and couldn't work out which pasta I needed to buy.

Then the penne dropped.

[sunny-dave]

She's run off with an Indian/Irish/Italian pasta maker ...

... Ravi O'Lini

[-Talbot-]

Penne her a letter ... she'll be back

[Berniecuddles2]

no its over talbot ..im pasta her now

[marval]

Alphabetti she will be back.

[Patsy33]

What a load of Bolognese!...

[Prudie]

Did she blow a fusilli?

[Berniecuddles2]

when she left she kicked me straight in the spag bols

[Berniecuddles2]

shes not that type of girl prudie...lol

[Prudie]

Were you being a pesto?

[Berniecuddles2]

i did dip my bread stick admittedly

[Patsy33]

Can't you have a word in her shell like?