Confucius Say;

[Patsy33]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

[cupid04]

Serves him right I say, lol!

[Berniecuddles2]

Or as they say up north "watch ya cock"

[DTCwordfan]

what a load of balls.

[gangesboy]

Man who goes to bed with problem on mind, wakes up with solution in hand

[Patsy33]

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

[marval]

Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants

[Bazile]

confucius say - man with no shoes should have sympathy with man with no legs

[Patsy33]

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

[yogi-bear]

Confucius say: If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!

[marval]

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot

[yogi-bear]

Confucius say: crossing a dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

[scorpiojo]

:)

[marval]

Confucius say, man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self

[Bazile]

Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

[Bazile]

Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, and discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

[marval]

Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted

[Bazile]

Confucius say - Chinese couple who have white baby, name it, Sum Ting Wong.

[marval]

Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

[DTCwordfan]

Confucius Say Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

[DTCwordfan]

Confucius Say - A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.