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daveygh | 23:21 Thu 29th Sep 2016 | Jokes
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Don't know if this is a wind up but I just received a text saying I'd won £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. It says Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.......

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Lol. Uh huh :-)
23:23 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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don't be cruel
23:24 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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It's now or never!
23:24 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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I think we all have our Suspicions....
23:28 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Do you feel All shook up?
23:35 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Are You Lonesome Tonight? Because if you are then go and enjoy yourself.
23:39 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Yeah, do as marval say's. C'us it's now or never.
23:42 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Maybe he will mark the text return to sender.
23:44 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Are you the devil in disguise?
23:47 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Did you ever have one of those days?
23:52 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Glory glory hallelujah!
00:00 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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He doesn't do that in the ghetto, Pomgo.
00:08 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Wow! You give me Fever!
00:09 Fri 30th Sep 2016

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