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Patsy33 | 14:40 Thu 07th Jul 2016 | Jokes
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I went to the shopping centre today. Once you've seen one, you've seen the mall...

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I was in Currys, just Window shopping, weather was atrocious so I bought a Mac.
Could've gone to the butcher's and come out with a capon.
I went into boots but they didn't have any.
Can you wear a sou'wester up north?
Yes, 1ozzy, but you have to wear it backwards and inside out.
Thanks Stuey, might purchase one now.
I find I need but two in my wardrobe: an east-south-easter, and a west-north-wester. Jolly well good for all absolutely frightful weather; however, they must be colour coordinated you know
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Are you off your shopping trolly?!!
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Are you off your shopping trolly?!!
Chap went into Boots and asked for deodorant. When asked if he wanted the roll on ball type he replied, No it's for under my arms.
I can't afford two, I'll stick with inside out and back to front on alternate days and pretend I own two ;-(
Hopefully I'l find one that is a different colour inside.
Not entirely off my trolley Patsy, definitely some wobbly wheels though!!
I don't know why cashiers always ask if I have a "Frequent Flyer's Card" since I shop locally, and usually walk or drive to their store.
Yes, they should call them "brainless buyers" cards.

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