Brass Band An' All

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retrocop | 14:21 Sat 30th Jan 2016 | Jokes
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For those who do not listen to the 'Today' programme on Radio 4, this is
English humour at its best.

Right at the end of a programme recently, there was a discussion about the obscene cost of entry into Premiership football games, the cheapest price of £60 and £100 per game is not uncommon.

An older chap being interviewed said he could recall many years ago
arriving at the turnstiles (it was probably West Ham United): "That will be ten quid, mate".
"What?!" the old chap said "I could get a woman for that!"

The guy on the turnstile retorted, "Not for 45 minutes each way with a
brass band and a meat pie in the interval, you wouldn't!"


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Ha ha ... Ten pounds well spent then!

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