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Shaglene | 18:22 Tue 29th Sep 2015 | Jokes
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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around
the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small
sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You
foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some
special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at
sex.'
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex. God that he was.
The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in
and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over
the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!
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