Indian Curry Bohemian Rhapsody!!

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MrMartell | 15:29 Mon 15th Jun 2015 | Jokes
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Indian Curry Rhapsody
(Tune - Bohemian Rhapsody - what else?)
Mama just killed a naan,
Poppadom against his head,
Had lime pickles now he's dead,
Mama, dinner's just begun,
But now I'm gonna throw it all away,
Mama didn't mean to make you cry,
I think I'll pebble dash the loo to-morrow,
Curry on curry on,
Cause nothing really madras.
Too late my dinner's gone,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Rectum aching all the time,
Goodbye onion baji, I've got to go,
Got to leave you all behind and use the loo,
Naan ooh ooh,
This dupiazza is so mild,
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan josh, rogan josh, pass the chutney made of mango,
Vindaloo does nicely, very very spicy,
Byriani (Byriani),
Byriani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me,
He's eaten balti get him to the lavatory,
Stand you well back,
Case the loo is quarantined.
Here it comes,
There it goes,
Technicolour yawn,
I chunder,
It's coming up again,
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again,
(There he goes)
Coming back again,
(Up again)
Here it comes again,
(No no no no no no no)
On my knees, I'm on my knees,
On his knees, oh there he goes.
This vindaloo,
Is about to wreck my guts,
Poor meee, poor meee POOR MEEEE!!!!!!!!
So you think you can chunder & then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry & drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
It just had to come right out in here.
Korma or jalfrezi,
Bhaji, naan or saag,
Nothing makes a difference,
Nothing makes a difference,

i thank you n goodnight..!!


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17:21 Mon 15th Jun 2015

Very clever.
I know that one well from my youth after a session with the lads. Happy days I think. :-)
Just spotted this - brilliant. Hope it's OK to share?
Absolutely 1st class.

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