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penelope2 | 15:57 Mon 01st Dec 2014 | Jokes
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I bought my wife a new perfume called Chloroform, but she says she doesn't like it . She says that it makes her sleepy and her **** sore.

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16:11 Mon 01st Dec 2014
Her what sore? lol!
I'm normally quick on the uptake but the humour in this one has got me beat.
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^^ cupid04: 2 options, left it for folk to interpret.
I have to admit, it's got me beat as well.
Front or back bottom.....
I think I'm getting a glimmer, but it requires a leap of imagination.
You mean there's a choice, carrust, lol!
I'm sure it is e a r
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I dab my perfume on my wrist or neck...never below...
I think the point is that he gives his wife chloroform and whilst she is under he has his wicked way with her big time.
It could also mean front door or tradesman's entrance;-)
Can't be great if he has to chloroform her first.
Have you lot got the joke yet, or is some more lubrication required?
Lol...

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