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CailinDeas | 11:07 Fri 15th Aug 2014 | Jokes
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' DALLAS COWBOYS'!

And they say blondes are dumb....


A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world..'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you........

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe...
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'


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Hahaha I get it! It's funny because acceptable sexism... :)'re a man which is why you're laughing and thinking it's a funny joke ......

Cailin posted it here because we have no......The Honest Truth ...category.........☺

waiting for cupid's comment!
I like the penultimate one the best but they all deserve a cupid lol...LOL!
Best post on here for ages LOL, thank you xx
Cailin posted it here because we have no......The Honest Truth ...category.........☺

LOL LOL LOL love them!
I haven't done a cross stitch sampler for ages.....Cailin....I may just copy this and hang it in the loo....☺
If a man see's it you may get a wet floor, gness !
second last one is just typical toilet humour....

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