Two Couples

[marval]

At a dinner party, a husband was about to deliver speech as Guest Speaker.

His wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “KISS” scribbled on it.

A guest seated next to him said, “It looks like your wife has sent you a kiss for good luck. She must love you very much.”

He clarified, “You don’t know my wife. The letters stand for “Keep it short, stupid.”


Now that they've retired, a couple are discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" The man asked his wife.

After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.

Then she asked him, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

[tonyav]

LOL, very good, marval.