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Taxi !!
Three very drunk guys entered a taxi after a night out.
The taxi driver, realising how drunk they were started the engine then turned it off again and said ““OK we’re here guys”
The first guy paid the fare and the second guy said “thank you”
The third guy slapped the driver who was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he had done. But he asked “what was that for?”
The drunk replied “keep your speed down next time, you nearly killed us.”
The taxi driver, realising how drunk they were started the engine then turned it off again and said ““OK we’re here guys”
The first guy paid the fare and the second guy said “thank you”
The third guy slapped the driver who was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he had done. But he asked “what was that for?”
The drunk replied “keep your speed down next time, you nearly killed us.”
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